What? No Game?!!!

Hmmm, Monday night and no game.

The good guys are enjoying a much needed rest.
But what about me? What am I supposed to do?
Well, let’s see…
Cut the grass?
Watch “The Natural?”
Paint something?
Exercise?
Watch “Major League?”

Clean a bathroom?
Take a walk?
Ask the neighbor’s kid to play catch?
Stay at work?
Stop on the way home at

a little league game?
Watch “Bull Durham?”
Clean out the garage?
Watch PBS?
Wash and wax the car(s)?
Fix something?

Watch “Pride of the Yankees?”
Read a book?

Build a pond?

Write a book?

Polish the silverware?

Make a salad and hate it?

Watch the 7th game of the '97 World Series?

Sweep the porches?

Go fishing?
Try not to be grumpy?
Have a conversation with my

mother-in-law?

Naw! I’m going to bed!