Griffey Is No "Junior" Acquisition!

A White Pair Of Sox

(Sung to the tune of "A WHITE SPORT COAT" by Marty Robbins)

A white pair of sox and a set of pinstripes

I'm all dressed up for the show

A white pair of sox and a set of pinstripes

First place has got me all aglow

Once I told you long ago

To the show with me you'd go

Now you've traded me northwest

Someone else will have my best

A white pair of sox and a set of pinstripes

I'm in a winning mood.

Good luck, Junior!