
as sung by our very own Chief Wahoo!
Rescue me
I need some fresher arms
Rescue me
You keep on raiding my farms
'Cause we’re worn out
And it’s true
I need CC
And Fausto too
Come on and rescue me

Come on, Markie, and rescue me
'Cause we need a big named guy
Can't you see that we’re fading

Come on and make a trade
Take a chance and really make the grade
'Cause we’re worn out
And it’s true
We need sluggers
And fielders too
Come on and rescue me

Come on, Larry, and rescue me
Dig down, Larry, and rescue me
'Cause I love this crazy town
Can't you see that we’re fading

Keep me Cleveland (keep me Cleveland)
Save me Cleveland (save me Cleveland)
Love me Cleveland (love me Cleveland)
Can't you see, you need me Cleveland
Can't you see that I'm fading

Mmm-hmm (mmm-hmm)
Mmm-hmm (mmm-hmm)
1 comment:
Oh, Big Daddy! If only Weird Al was hiring
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