Monday, December 24, 2007

Please Santa, Stop Here!

Dear Santa,

We have been so good this year, well actually almost great. (We missed the World Series by one game!)

We hope you like the goodies we are supplying for you this year...some are left over from a celebration we didn't have.

Could you please fill the following needs ASAP?
  • A +.300 power hitting third baseman
  • A +.300 power hitting corner outfielder
  • Another proven starting pitcher that wins in the playoffs
  • Also, no snow between March 31st and November 2nd
  • We could also use some help signing C.C. Sabathia

Thanks big guy, I hope you can help us out 'cause all of the "kids" have been good.


Mark Shapiro, VP & GM, Cleveland Indians

Merry Christmas to everyone!

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