Hail To The Commish!

He's coming to a town near you...

He's coming to clean up the game of Baseball...

He's the next MLB Commissioner!

What the hell, he needs a job next year!

Baseball is turned upside down with the steroids controversy. Does anybody really care?

Manage it already and let's get on with the game!

This investigation and the subsequent results are taking so long, even Ozzy Osbourne could pass a MLB drug test now.

Clean it up and play ball already!