Thursday, November 22, 2007

Pass The Mustard...What A Relief!

The Cleveland Indians announced that they have signed a new reliever from Japan. "Frankly" I didn't know Kobayashi could pitch, too. The on again, off again world champion of gluttony will bring his talents to the Indians in a tandem of late inning relief with Joe Borowski.

This is great news to the Indian's marketing and concessions!
Think of the promotions; All You Can Eat Hot Dog Night...beat Kobayashi and your dogs are free!

Perhaps the Indians have solved the naming rights to Jacobs Field, "Alka-Seltzer Park?"

Wait, what do you mean, there is another Kobayashi?
This is Masahide, not Takeru?
No Hot Dog championship in Cleveland?
Dang, thought we had some kinda championship!

Oh well, in other related news, the Cleveland Indians have created an alternate uniform going back to the block letters, no names on the back, and Chief Wahoo on the sleeve.

Pictured above is Indian's third base coach Joel Skinner modeling the new look uniform. Notice there is no stop sign on his chest.


andrew said...

I relish this blog ....

Big Daddy said...

It's a pleasure to have you "ketchup" everyday!