Perhaps a Solution to the Indians' Offensive Slump?

Try new...

“Wood-Be-Hard”

If you are making contact but not getting to 1st base, not able to make the penetration you are used to, try “Wood-Be-Hard!”

This revolutionary topical product will put the "lead" in your bat and give you the trajectory you have been missing.

Soon you will be swinging harder with much more confidence.

Add quality and quantity to every at bat!

Wood-Be-Hard is prescribed to treat PD, Projectile Dysfunction.

Discontinue use if the following symptom persists:

Your at-bats last longer than 4 hours

If you use pine tar, every day or even once in a while—you may still use Wood-Be-Hard.

A common issue; PD is more common than you might think. More than half of all ball players have some difficulty with bat performance.

Consult with your physician on whether you are healthy enough to play ball.

This product is only available by mail order, it is not sold in stores!